Breaky 🍴#nofilterneeded #pancakes #stacks
Thank you, frozen margaritas, for being smoothies for alcoholics.
You can learn a lot from streetlights…These days, city planners are moving to sodium vapor, which glows slightly orange, so from outer space the colors tell you which part of town is new, and which old.
people dont blog about the princess bride enough
When my best friend & I make great weekend plans
When I say I’m starving and someone reminds me that I just ate recently
When I try to be normal at a work event